The Best of Arnold’s Mr. Freeze “Cold” One-Liners

This edition of Funny Business is going to “Kick some ice!” So I was standing in line to see an advanced screening of Clash of the Titans in 3D this evening (review coming Friday) and I got to joking around with my friends Jeff and Brenden. This has been an on-and-off inside joke for awhile, and I’m not sure how it usually comes up, but we ended up  reciting some of the “cold” puns and one-liners that Arnold Schwarzenegger made horrifyingly famous as the villain Mr. Freeze in the debacle that was Batman and Robin.

One of our personal favorites is when right before Mr. Freeze is about turn a crowd to human isicles, he yells, “CHILL! CHILL!” Hahaha! It’s sooo good. I’m sure you remember, as it is one of the funnier awful lines in movie history. So after I got back from Clash, I went on YouTube and typed in “Arnold Schwarzenegger Mr. Freeze Chill” and a whole slew of videos popped up from people who have edited his horrible one-liners into a single video. They’re pretty awesome, but unfortunately take me back to those dark days when I was embarrassed to be a Batman fan. Check out the videos below.

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