Feb.15 2010

A Movie Mash Investigation: Megan Fox & The Case of Her Imposter Thumbs!

I am sure many of you could not have missed the Megan Fox Super Bowl commercial that featured the bombshell actress in the bathtub. Aside from Megan wearing nothing but bubbles the commercial actually made me laugh quite a bit. It was definitely one of my favorite Super Bowl ads in what I would consider a pretty weak picking as far as awesome new commercials go. My second favorite would have to be the little black boy protecting his cheesy snacks with authority (Keep your hands of my momma, keep your hands off my Doritos).

Anyway, back to the point I was trying to make here. The world has know for some time now that Megan Fox has one very small imperfection, and that is her stubby thumbs. I personally do not care about her thumbs, but I actually noticed before every “gossip” outpost across the land began to pick her apart because they finally had something to nit pick (besides her usually bad acting of course). Honestly, I do not know how she ever made it past her performance in Holiday in the Sun, look at how terrible she is in all those clips!

Skip this paragraph, it is just me boasting about my prominent thumb discovery before all others. I noticed her Spud Webb thumb in the first Transformers when she is driving the tow truck hooked up to Bumblebee (come on, no one can drive backwards that fast in a tow truck with a multiple-ton alien robot attached!). She puts her head up against the steering wheel in despair with her right hand resting on the side, and BOOM! There it was…. Megan Fox as a human.

Once again, back to the main point of this post. If you notice in the Super Bowl ad when Megan is scrolling through her new phone with her right hand, the Webster thumb is gone! Either Megan starred on an episode of Nip/Tuck to have her hand plastic surgery-ized(?) or there is an impostor right hand posing as Megan Fox! I’ll put money on the first one. You can see the ad here.

If Megan’s hand is a fake, can we be certain she is real? Or even a woman? Because there was this movie one time where she ate humans and she was a demon. Movies generally do not lie.

I’d still book a table for two even if I ended up as dinner in the end (sorry Derek).

What Do You Think? Discuss.

Categories : Rants

Rosie87

hahaha
matthewdeery

My friend Derek thinks Megan Fox is not hot…
http://www.myspace.com/zetusdeamos TheMovieMike

haha! yes, ive noticed her thumb. thats weird that its gone but it didnt really bother me. she is rediculously hot regardless.
DerekAlan

Megan Fox is in no way hot! Look at her! Come on! Ill admit she was hot back when she first hit the scene. The first picture in this story, muy attractivo! Then her face gets all thin and horseish. Its like someone rolled over her head with a steamroller! I don't know, maybe its the fact that she's overrated or the fact that every idiot guy in America won't shut up about her but personally I'm severely irritated by this women. If you don't believe me, do a google image search for her. I guarantee that 75% of the time any sane minded man with half a brain or even a hint of common sense will see that she is not as “hot” as everyone makes her out to be!

Don't get me wrong, if she came over and was like Oh Derek, I'd do extremely dirty, not to mention illegal things with her!! As for the claim of her hotness I'd still have to disagree.
matthewdeery

You are crazy…. she has hotness. She isn't THE hottest girl in Hollywood, but she is really hot. And 75%? Where did you get that survey information? I'd like to see some statistics backing that up…
matthewdeery

Well she obviously had a hand model do that shot for her in the commercial… She is HOT>
DerekAlan

You can find the statistics at http://www.quitbeingadouche.com/meganfox=ugly
Kelly

I'd like you (Matt) to think back to a time in your basement, circa 2007, when we were watching Transformers and I happened to notice, and point out, Megan's stubby thumbs. I believe it was the scene where she was driving the tow truck carrying Bumblebee. You even rewinded the DVD to take a second look. It's kinda funny that the rest of the world caught on and now you're even writing an article about it. Ha, I can't believe she used imposter thumbs! This is a pretty cool website you're running. Keep up the good work. I'm posting as a guest but I think you know who this is, Matty.
matthewdeery

Yes, I do remember the time. It was indeed that ridiculous scene of a ten ton alien robot being sped along the road backwards by a simple tow truck. Thanks for checking the site out. Make and account and comment more, always looking to have some discourse on this site… and your movie knowledge is always great to have in conversations.
matthewdeery

Yes, I do remember the time. It was indeed that ridiculous scene of a ten ton alien robot being sped along the road backwards by a simple tow truck. Thanks for checking the site out. Make and account and comment more, always looking to have some discourse on this site… and your movie knowledge is always great to have in conversations.