Is 3-D Completely Taking Over The Movie Industry?
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I know what you’re thinking and no, the picture above is not a joke. The Jackass boys have another disgusting and bone-crunching movie in the works for their third installment of the…God am I actually saying this?…Jackass franchise. And not only has Johnny Knoxville confirmed that he, Steve-O, Chris Pontius and the rest of the gang are hard at work on Jackass 3, but just yesterday he reported that Jackass 3 is going to be in…you guessed it, 3-D.
Now I love the Jackass boys. I’ve been laughing hysterically at their idiotic stunts since their show premiered on MTV years ago, but is 3-D really a necessary or good element to add to a film where guys are peeing into each others mouths? Do we want to see Steve-O’s vomit in 3-D after he eats a 3-D turd? Knoxville candidly cited Avatar as their inspiration, saying:
“We’re going to take the same 3-D technology James Cameron used in Avatar and stick it up Steve-O’s butt. We’re talking stupid to a whole new dimension.”
Just off the heels of Cameron’s ground-breaking epic blowing away audiences in the third dimension, Hollywood is scrambling to find ways to convert their current and future projects to a 3-D format. Recent reports say that Warner Bros.’ upcoming Clash of the Titans remake is currently re-shooting a lot of scenes and might be converted for 3-D. It was just reported today that Iron Man 2 is NOT going to be converted to 3-D, ending Marvel’s three-month deliberation on the matter. But the fact that studio suits even considered converting to 3-D, speaks volumes to where Hollywood is headed. And now that the amazing technology that Cameron & Co. used to create Avatar will most likely be available to other filmmakers, will all or a significant portion of movies to come be in 3-D? I hope not.
The reason why Avatar was such an epic experience for myself and millions of movie goers is because we have never seen a 3-D film like it before. Sure there have been 3-D films throughout the years, but none with the cache, swagger and impact as Avatar. It is an event film. Something that comes around once every few years or even once in a life-time. Now, if every movie gets converted to 3-D, epic blockbusters like Avatar will not have any cache, swagger or impact because our movie diets will have already been saturated with 3-D.
I know this is impossible and not ever going to happen, but if I had it my way, I would only to have two films per year that were in 3-D. One in the winter around Christmas time and one during the height of blockbuster season in July. That way, we would not be jaded by the 3-D effect and those films would be event/experience movies that would bring a lot of people to the theaters. Maybe my attitude will change as more and more films are made for 3-D this year and next year. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see.
What are your feelings about 3-D? Do you think every movie should be in 3-D? Some? None?
What Do You Think? Discuss.
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