http://themoviemash.com/2009/07/some-quick-tidbits-6/ Just Another Day At The Box-Office Sun, 20 May 2012 16:50:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://themoviemash.com/2009/07/some-quick-tidbits-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4480 doubledamn Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:59:49 +0000 http://themoviemash.com/?p=2689#comment-4480 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Ron Howard got every single good gene his parents had to offer to the utter dismay of his brother Clint. Ron is talented, good looking, award winning, and putting out even better offspring. Clint on the other hand is a total f-ing jut; hideous, uncreative, and untalented (in my opinion). Even the Greeks couldn't have written a better tragedy. If fate has ever literally shit on someone worse, besides Abe Lincoln of course, I would be impressed. Nevertheless, Bryce Dallas Howard is breaking my heart with this signing. She is far too talented to be wasting time on tweeny trash like Twilight. However, the marketing people behind Twilight are geniuses. No 12-16 year old girl in America even knows who she is. They see a name like Bryce Dallas Howard and they must assume it is some super-hunky, dreamboat that only three male names could justify. Psyche! Stupid tweens. Hopefully the Howard's can keep this irony machine rolling. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Ron Howard got every single good gene his parents had to offer to the utter dismay of his brother Clint. Ron is talented, good looking, award winning, and putting out even better offspring. Clint on the other hand is a total f-ing jut; hideous, uncreative, and untalented (in my opinion). Even the Greeks couldn't have written a better tragedy. If fate has ever literally shit on someone worse, besides Abe Lincoln of course, I would be impressed. Nevertheless, Bryce Dallas Howard is breaking my heart with this signing. She is far too talented to be wasting time on tweeny trash like Twilight. However, the marketing people behind Twilight are geniuses. No 12-16 year old girl in America even knows who she is. They see a name like Bryce Dallas Howard and they must assume it is some super-hunky, dreamboat that only three male names could justify. Psyche! Stupid tweens. Hopefully the Howard's can keep this irony machine rolling.

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